Dragon Faceplant Hole

by The Digital Exciting

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1.
Angels 03:13
Two rows down and a seat to the right I haven't taken my eyes off her all night Bathed in the stadium's fluorescent lights I'm begging myself that she just might Glance my way every once in a while Catch my eye and look away with a smile Feelings for you are being put on trial And sentenced to this life of denial (Chorus) Hey there Beautiful, can I call You another name? The next time duty calls, then I'll fall Like puzzle pieces into place If this is truly fate, then why wait The next chance you'll get is too late Hey there Beautiful, can I call You another name? Three days later and a shot to the chest Reminds me that this was for the best But I can't help thinking this was some sort of test She set me up to fail unless I prove myself to be worth her while Catch her eye and make her smile Remove myself from the rank-n-file And win her over with incredible style Chorus Take some time now to stretch your legs Oh baby please don't make me beg Or maybe you're too much a tease Oh baby don't make me say please Chorus (Take me out to the ballgame/Take me out to the crowd)
2.
This is just the beginning Of a 24 hour work out tape That will instruct you on what pills to take After every meal and you just wait I promise that you'll get in shape, I swear And it's never been this easy 'Cause every time she sees me I just pop another protein pill And everything just goes uphill from there So sell me another lie, and I'll take it And if I'm not alright, then I'll fake it 'Cause you know it's all to please her more They say all's fair in love and war (PITCH SHIFTED VOCAL SOLO) This is just the beginning Of a 24 hour therapy session Mental health and love life lessons Just submit to these simple true or false tests And let the doctor take care of the rest And it's never been this easy 'Cause every time she sees me I just take a look at the palm of my hand And there's the perfect line, written there as planned
3.
So if you're a sucker for sweet nothings Then I can give you plenty of those But they won't mean anything They'll be exactly what the name implies But if you actually want something That means more than a card or a rose Then I don't know what to say You'll have to find it in some other guy
4.
Cute 18 with a Texas accent One hand on the wheel and one hand textin' She gets in a crash with her Hyundai Accent So what happens next She swears it was an accident She calls me up and says, "Baby I'm on the freeway I thought this lane went both ways This is turning into the worst day Can you get me out of here? But never fear I watched you steer from afar You nearly totaled my car You navigate by the stars How can you say that we are any better off Than being friends who only like to pretend That we can drive and make it out half alive"
5.
Email is awesome Email is weird And I'll never forget the way it was girl

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I can't believe I'm releasing these, but have at 'em if you wish. I'm pretty sure these are some of the most clever lyrics I've ever written, if only because I gave little to zero fucks when making these songs.

No apologies for the gratuitous amounts of AutoTune. That was half the point.

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released November 13, 2014

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The Digital Exciting Los Angeles, California

I wrote Dragon Faceplant Hole in high school, and am just now re-releasing them with the hope that it'll inspire me to make more of this nonsense.

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